You know your mattress sucks when you dreams are all about buying a new one. #Fb - - - - - - - - - - -1 hour ago
Lost car in parking lot. Beeped horn, then wondered WHEN we got that ANTENNA on top of our car?!?! Yeah. Its always been there. #Fb - - - - - - - - - - -1 day ago
Whoa! Almost just started the blender without the lid. Talk about power shakes! #Wipingsweatfrombrow - - - - - - - - - - -1 day ago